Slopes and Sam

27-04-05 by Sam

There’s not much to say about this one. Slopes was bought up a Fundamental Baptist. Now he’s an atheist. Maybe it’s only funny to me. If so, well, at least I’m laughing. Fuck you.

I guess piece has to pass itself off as an introduction. It’s not doing very well is it? It feels more like that guy you see walking down the beach in a purple bikini, beer gut and ample back hair. He’s not fooling anyone, and neither am I. But I think the real question is, what am I doing feeling that guy?

Let’s see. My name’s Sam. His name is Slopes. I’m Australian. He’s American. And we have both, in real life, actually looked like our cartoon avatars. Ridiculous hair and all. I still own those pink aviators. In fact, they were a gift from Slopes. He also gave me a bright aqua cowboy hat, but it probably won’t feature quite so much. It’s harder to draw.

Speaking of drawing, I can’t, and I think it shows. Do you?

Nine Inch Nails' new album comes out next week.  Expect me the enthuse about that a little.  Perhaps even in comic form.  Until then, get the fuck on with your life.

-Sam